In 1993 we were introduced to an interplanetary couple. The pointy-headed group consisting of Beldar, Prymaat and Connie were a nebulous family of aliens that made us laugh and recognize our own idiosyncrasies. Well if they were an indication of what an invasion of Cone-headed invaders can do the sensibilities of our world, then Michael Cohen-head has set us back about a thousand years. Beldar and Prymaat came to Earth masquerading as Parisians, Michael Cohen is not masquerading, he is just a parasite. The Trump fixer, who fashions himself after another fictional character, Ray Donovan has fumbled his sketchy skills into an audience with the President of the United States, the RNC Deputy Finance Chair Elliot Broidy, and Sean ‘Flintstone’ Hannity and only God knows who, or what else?
As much as I try to resist name calling and silly ad hominem attacks, “just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in,” more and more I need the humor to survive. Living another day of Trump, Cohen, Stormy and the countless other drippers, tippers, and strippers may make me take residence on Remulak.
I read the story of King Midas as a kid, but the would-be King in the White House is turning everything he touches into cubic zirconium. U. N. Ambassador Nikki Haley is the latest victim used to turn the necks of America green. After doing what Republicans dragged Susan Rice over the coals for, stating the position of the White House, on Sunday talk, Haley shook her virtual fist at Vladimir Putin only to be undercut a few days later by former TV financial adviser, and now Director of the National Economic Council Larry Kudlow.
What is the policy?
Kudlow accused Haley of being confused and “ahead of herself” when she announced Sunday additional sanctions would be levied on Russia for their duplicity in the chemical gas attacks on Syrian civilians, including women and children. Of course, Trump flipped a coin or called Vladimir and changed his mind. To her undying credit Haley did not succumb to the White House madness and issued a statement to Kudlow, that partially read “with all due respect, I don’t get confused.” I do not want to minimize Haley’s attempt at integrity (I hedge because most such attempts are generally temporary) but I will reserve judgment. Trump has gotten a four-star General to lie about a congresswoman, made a mockery of the White House Press secretary, condoned a forty-thousand-dollar phone booth in the office of the EPA Director and has a self-described “fixer” as his lawyer. Pardon me if this WH’s integrity is in question.
With Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller breathing down his neck and indictments at the ready A seemingly innocuous flair has burst onto the scene of the Trump TV extravaganza. Shhhhhh, Stormy Daniels is on the verge. Saying the words, adult film star and reserved, seems like an antithetical exercise, but Ms. Daniels (nee) Clifford, dare I say it, is our new hope. The only way to defeat a big boob is with a bigger…well, you know. Put on your sunglasses the climax to this story could happen any day and it will be bigger than you could ever imagine.
Beldar Out!
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