Yes, I altered Dean Wormer’s words a little bit in the title, but the Trump Administration and his phalanx of incompetents and sycophants should be on ‘double secret probation.’ We have endured for well over a year, fact-free, baseless and useless information from the President of the United States. A few weeks ago, the media was all atwitter over the seeming drunkenness or mental breakdown of Roger Stone’s apologist, Sam Nunberg. He traveled to the studios of multiple cable channels broadcasting his incoherent message all over America. Now we can add to that list two more oddball characters determined to either out-Trump, Trump or vie for that “zero, point, zero — zero” grade point average. Radio talker Randy Credico, who covers his apparent lack of knowledge with, I am not kidding, celebrity impressions, and Trump counsel Michael Cohen’s friend, David Schwartz. Schwartz seems to be acting as some sort of, media amicus curiae for Cohen, and doing an awful job of it.
Yesterday, during an interview with Megyn Kelly, Mr. Schwartz accused his friend [Cohen] of transacting a legal agreement without his client’s consent. If true that would violate the law and possibly render any agreements made with a third party [Stormy Daniels a.k.a. Stephanie Clifford] invalid. Kelly provided Schwartz with an opportunity to extricate his friend, client, would be fixer from legal jeopardy, but instead, Schwartz confirmed that Cohen may have broken the law. When the unbelievability of Trump’s lack of knowledge about the 130,000-dollar payment, and corresponding legal non-disclosure agreement was raised by Kelly, Schwartz responded with, “Lots of people believe it…”“Michael Cohen had great authority within that organization to take care of things.”
You make me wanna shout…
I am guessing, with all the current scrutiny, Mr. Trump is going against his instincts, and is searching for a co-clown for his big top, a motley crew is auditioning. I had the unfortunate experience of watching MSNBC’s Ari Melber last night all but duck from the flying greasepaint. Poor Nick Akerman, a serious former federal, prosecutor, with the Watergate case under his belt, sparred with Credico, and his sideshow mimicry while fending off the churlish grinning of Sam Nunberg. Between Melber waving his arms trying to gain some semblance of control, Akerman looking wide-eyed at the vaudeville show to his left and Nunberg across the table from him, I was happy to have the full channel cable package and could tune in another network.
Time to shut down the Delta House…
Special Counsel Robert Mueller is not looking to throw a Toga party or dance with yo’ dates. He is not smashing his cheeks with a full mouth of mashed potatoes or tricking young Fawn Leibowitz out of her dress. Robert Mueller is truly out of place at Trump U. If America is to be saved, the judicial bombardment will have to be started soon. The fraternity atmosphere, with women abusers, taxpayer-funded private plane rides, a thirty-one thousand-dollar dining table and $139,669.68sets ofdoors for Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke’s office is outrageous. Blutarsky, it is time for the ‘Germans’ to bomb Pearl Harbor.
Who would you cast from the Trump administration for the roles in ‘Animal House?’